PLEASE! I’M SO LONELY!

My name is Curtis… Well, that’s the name I had as a pro wrestler for over 20 years, and now it’s been a part of me so long – and I’ve been hit on the head so many times – that I can barely remember my given name anyway.

Now that brain damage has forced me into retirement, I’m an Internet junkie. I love hanging out and meeting people. So, I decided to start my own website, which would be designed to simply be a great hangout for folks who like to procrastinate, or escape the real world for awhile, like I do.

Of course, hanging out with a large, brain damaged, possibly smelly ex-wrestler isn’t a lot of people’s idea of a great time, so to encourage you to hang out with me, I’m gonna try to buy your affection. If you come to http://www.hangoutwithcurtis.com and sign up on our Message Board, you’re eligible for FREE PRIZES!

That’s all there is to it. No strings, no stipulations; just sign up at the Board, contribute to threads that interest you and you are eligible to win some cool stuff.

I’m doing this because I want to create a fun, vibrant place to hang out. I’ve got videos, games, news and lots of other fun, time-wasting things to do.

Please come on over and check me out at http://www.hangoutwithcurtis.com …

Okay, “checking me out” may not be a good sales angle, so just remember…

FREE STUFF!